Fantasy Crisis Line

**RING RING** **RING RING** **RING RING**

**Click**

“Uhhh……….yeah?”

“Is….is…is this the Fantasy Crisis Line?”

“Uhhhhhhhhh huh huh huh huh huh…..uhhhhhh yeah……please state your fantasy crisis.”

“S-s-s….sometimes I wet the bed. Especially when I play the WHIGs.ย  It’s even worse in the playoffs! Is…is that normal? How long is it gonna last?? W-w-w…what happens when I get married?!”

“Heh….heh heh….heh heh heh heh….wait a sec….is…is this…is this Stewshirts? Is that you?? Hey Stewshirts!!”

“Oh no!!!”

๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽตย “Stewshirts wets his bedddd! Stewshirts wets his bedddd!ย ๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽต

๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽต Da-na-na-na-naaa! Da-na-na-na-naaa!”ย ๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽต

**Voice in background** “Stewshirts! Oh Stewshirts honey! It’s time to take your Pepto! Your diarrhea was out of control last week!”

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!”